The White Peril 白禍

12 June 2005

Making a joyful noise
Susanna of Cut on the Bias has been having trouble registering to comment. This cannot be tolerated: what could be more piquant than commentary on a gay guy's ravings about disco by a conservative Christian woman living in rural Alabama? Here was Susanna's comment:

It's not a dance song, but I always liked "MacArthur Park" for it's sheer incomprehensibility. And when did Madonna get in the disco thing? I thought disco died before The Non-Virgin got her start.

I lived through the disco years, having been born in 1961, but as I was a teenaged Christian tucked away in the hills of Kentucky in the late 1970s, I can't say I have a good handle on the full range of music from the era. My mom actually broke and threw away my single of "Rock N Roll Heaven". I liked the BeeGees. I was more enamored of the Eagles. I confess to not remembering more than half the songs on Camille's list.

My dad did have leisure suits though. He may still have one around. Want me to send it to you so you can fit in with the new mode of down-dressing in Japan? :D


I think that wearing a suit with a jacket is considered an infraction, but thanks for the offer. Short-sleeved Qiana shirts might do it, though I don't plan on finding out.

To respond to the other parts of Susanna's post: "MacArthur Park" wasn't originally written as a disco song, but Donna Summer's version of it certainly was one. And, no, I have no idea what the, um, blazes (just in case Susanna's mother is looking over her shoulder) the lyrics are supposed to be about. Summer's "Love to Love You Baby" was one of the first disco recordings to score with the American mass audience--kind of ironic: in my experience it's a bad choice at a club, because just about everyone looks like a complete idiot dancing to it. There's something about "Love to Love You Baby" that makes people surrender to their Inner Stripper, and most of us have Inner Strippers that aren't very talented.

As for why Madonna's music can be considered disco, I think that as long as it's uptempo, has a 4/4 meter with every beat hit on the bass drum, has a heavy and syncopated bass line, and has hi-hat or cowbell fills, it's disco. (This Wikipedia article tells you that, but you have to be willing to dig for it.) It's the steady drumbeat that reminds people who don't like disco of a pounding headache, though it's the bassline they think they're complaining about. They stopped calling it "disco" because the public backlash meant the term was no longer marketable and there were lots of little sub-genres forming.

My family was very devout, like Susanna's. My mother had been reared Catholic, too, so you can imagine what she thought of Madonna. A lot of our ministers frowned on any pop music edgier than Pat Boone; but my parents had met playing in a cover band after high school, so while they wouldn't let anything that was frankly lewd into the house, they didn't go ballistic over songs with passing lines expressing mild, good-natured bawdiness.

Of course, as Susanna said in a later message, the dividing line was different back then. It's not disco, but the other day I was listening to Physical by Olivia Newton-John and remembering how brazen everyone considered it at the time (1981). These days, Physical is the kind of album a pop star would make to tone down the sexuality of her image after marrying, having a child, and converting to Seventh Day Adventism.
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3 June 2005

Mama used to tell me / Girl, you better load your gun up right
Camille has a site--does everyone else already know about this?--to go with her new book. Included are several pages of "Camille's World," which is centered around top-ten lists, of which my...uh...favorite, is the following:

LIST #2: The World's Top 10 Disco Classics

1. Irene Cara, "Flashdance" (Giorgio Moroder)
2. Donna Summer, "Rumour Has It" (Giorgio Moroder)
3. Jackie Moore, "This Time, Baby"
4. Sylvester, "Stars"
5. Lime, "Angel Eyes"
6. Machine, "There But For the Grace of God"
7. Evelyn Champagne King, "Shame"
8. Pamela Stanley, "Coming Out of Hiding"
9. Gloria Estefan's cover of Vickie Sue Robinson's "Turn the Beat Around"
10. Madonna, "Deeper and Deeper"


To which my reaction is: Okay, honey, whatever you say.





Or on second thought, you know what? Not. NOT whatever you say.

I mean, "Flashdance"? "Flashdance"?! For some reason I can't quite put my finger on, I get the impression that Camille was thinking more of Jennifer Beals's wet hair, pastel hardhat, and leotarded ass than of, you know, the song itself.

Wait! I can put my finger on the reason: the song is crap. Not crap that deserves to be expelled from civilization--I'm kind of fond of "Flashdance" myself. But please. Camille identifies disco with African earth cult and dark sexual ambiguity. Listen to "Flashdance" and tell me you find anything whatever dark or ambiguous. Jeez. "A Fifth of Beethoven" has more sexual menace. From Donna's oeuvre alone, I would pick about 12 different songs over "Flashdance."

Speaking of Donna, "Rumour Has It," full stop? Eh? Better than "Love to Love You Baby," certainly. Better than "She Works Hard for the Money," which I've never warmed to. But, like, better than "I Feel Love"? "Dim All the Lights"? "Love's Unkind"? Come on.

And before anyone points out that I was born in 1972--yeah, I know. But I'm a gay guy; it says right on the ID card that you get to have imperious opinions about disco. I mean, I thought Paglia was pushing it by trying elevate Joni Mitchell to Great Modern Poet status. I should've known you can never underestimate her ability to top herself for sheer excess.



"Flashdance"!
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