The White Peril 白禍

30 March 2005

Spring
The cherry blossoms have started to open in Atsushi's city. They're late again this year and are still closed in Tokyo, so the following is anticipatory:

ねがはくば花の下にて春しなんその如月の望月のころ

西行法師

negawakuba/hana no moto nite/haru shinan/sono kisaragi no/mochidzuki no koro

Saigyō Hōshi


If I have my wish,
I will die beneath the boughs
laden with blossoms--
Spring, the night of the full moon,
second moon of the new year.

The Priest Saigyo


All right, I had to shove the "spring" after the caesura and pad the part before the caesura with "boughs" (in case you don't know where the flowers on trees grow). And Saigyo doesn't actually indicate that he's talking about 夜桜 (yo-zakura: "night viewing of cherry blossoms"). Anyway, I think the point gets across. This is one of Saigyo's most famous poems, and it has an uncharacteristic swooning tone (not that there's anything wrong with swooning occasionally). It antedates the practice of appreciating the cherry blossoms by getting mortally tanked and singing karaoke, rather than dying, beneath them.

Actually, I suppose they were getting tanked back then, too. I'm pretty sure they weren't singing karaoke.
Posted by Sean on 2005-03-30 08:16:13 | 0 Comments | 0 Trackbacks >>>>>>> Categories: poetry

29 March 2005

A girl's got to suffer for fashion
So, how often does it happen that the new Kylie single and the new New Order album come out the same day? Pretty cool! Waiting for the Sirens' Call makes me think basically what Get Ready made me think: glad to hear the Brotherhood guitars come back, but I miss Gillian's keyboard lines. But, hey--you can't have everything.

As for Kylie, okay, "Giving You Up" sounds kind of like "Can't Get You out of My Head" a whole lot like "Can't Get You out of My Head" like the backing track for "Can't Get You out of My Head" with 80% of Cathy Dennis's little noises erased and a new melody slathered on top. But who cares? There are worse things than sounding like "Can't Get You out of My Head." And I'll tell you--that Kylie may not be much of a singer, but she was born to sigh "Ah-ha ah-haaaah" over a dance track. And since boys who know how to handle themselves in the sack but can't have an adult relationship show no signs of decreasing in number, I don't see why there's shouldn't be more songs about them. The London-as-Lilliput video's pretty good, too.
Posted by Sean on 2005-03-29 07:16:08 | 2 Comments | 0 Trackbacks >>>>>>> Categories: aesthetics

27 March 2005

Aloha-oe
It's the Charlie's Angels episode where Kris is kidnapped by a hick family whose mother she picked up for prostitution while she was a SF cop, and the agency hires a psychic to help find her. This is so great I can't stand it. See, at some point, the psychic says she thinks Kris is headed toward a big light, and Julie, the Fulbright scholar (well, she took over for Shelley Hack, who took over for Kate Jackson, who played the Smart One), thinks it might be "The sun!" Okay...here we are. Better than I remembered! Wind machines, you gotta love 'em. And, of course, this was the recapture-the-ratings gambit that involved taking the whole cast to Hawaii for a bunch of episodes.

You know how I was all talking about how much I love high-toned ancient stuff? Forget I ever mentioned it. (It's the Hansel and Gretel allusion part when Kris drops her purse out the back of the truck. And her barrettes are still in place even though she was full-on tackled by the daughter while she was trying to get away. So 70s!) As long as they play reruns of Charlie's Angels on cable, I will never think of Catullus again. Or Saigyo. I mean, the psychic is played by Jane Wyman in a twin set. Does it get better than this?
Posted by Sean on 2005-03-27 12:51:19 | 0 Comments | 0 Trackbacks >>>>>>> Categories: aesthetics
Why I like old things*
It's common for first-year students of classical Japanese to use the 方丈記 (Houjouki: "Written from a Modest Hut") by 鴨長明 (Kamo no Chomei: lit., "duck" + "long" + "bright") as a text. You memorize its first paragraph, which was frequently quoted after the Kobe earthquake:

ゆく河の流れは、絶えずして、しかも、もとの水にあらず。淀みに浮かぶうたかたは、かつ消え、かつ結びて、久しくとどまりたる例なし。この世にある人とすみかとまたかくの如し。

The flow of the running river is uninterrupted, and its waters are constantly changing. The froth that floats up in its pools now vanishes, now gathers into foam, but there is not a single instance of its enduring for long. So, too, are the men of this world and their dwellings.


Like learning Latin through Caesar or Old English through The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle, studying the language of the ancient Japanese is, in many ways, learning it through their suffering. Chomei's famous introductory paragraph has a tone of philosophical ruefulness, but there are times when he uses very similar wording to achieve a much more piercing and personal effect:

すべて、世の中のありにくく、わが身とすみかとのはかなく、あだなるさま、また、かくの如し。いはんや、所により、身のほどに随ひつつ、心を悩ます事は、あげて計ふべからず。

Existence in this world is wholly a hardship, with one's body and one's dwelling fleeting and not to be relied on, as this [my previous discussion of the great fire] indicates. Beyond that, depending on one's environment and station in life, the things that immiserate the heart can hardly be exhaustively cited and enumerated.


Chomei had status as a writer and poet in his lifetime, but there was plenty to immiserate his heart: he recounts Heian Period disasters from the aforementioned fire to a great earthquake to the ill-advised movement of the capital.




Posted by Sean on 2005-03-27 05:58:08 | 0 Comments | 0 Trackbacks >>>>>>> Categories: aesthetics

24 March 2005

I never did believe in the ways of magic
I adore Kim Carnes's version of "More Love" to pieces. Same goes for Fleetwood Mac's "You Make Loving Fun," though I think more people would feel the same there, if only because "Bette Davis Eyes" is the only Kim Carnes song most people remember.

Atsushi and I listened to both while we were driving around Kyushu this weekend. I'm not much of a photographer, as you will now see; but we did get to see some satisfyingly primal sites.

Kyushu is mountainous, and where we were, farmers were burning off the fields:




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Note the inescapable power lines in the upper-right.

Especially while we were driving through the valley, the fires on the slopes were really breathtaking. You could see them on all sides, though, of course, it's not as if the whole mountain were on fire. Speaking of which, we also went to the top of 阿蘇山 (Aso-san, "Mt. Aso"), an active volcano with a huge crater and steam vent:



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I love Tokyo, but, as you may imagine, going into the countryside sometimes is a nice relief and counterbalance. The cherry blossoms will be blooming pretty soon, so at least those streets with cherry trees on them will look less stark for a few days.
Posted by Sean on 2005-03-24 21:28:58 | 0 Comments | 0 Trackbacks >>>>>>> Categories: aesthetics

15 March 2005

But, Steed, those baddies can be so adversarial!
People frequently compliment me for not filtering everything through my homosexuality, so I would like to take this opportunity to cash in some of that goodwill to finance a short blast of unadulterated faggotry:

I know a lot of people enjoy taking their frustrations out on Maureen Dowd, with her prominent position and steady stream of ridiculous pronouncements. She doesn't usually do much to get me going, but I almost had a coronary when I clicked through a link of Michelle Malkin's and saw this opening paragraph on Dowd's most recent emission:

When I need to work up my nerve to write a tough column, I try to think of myself as Emma Peel in a black leather catsuit, giving a kung fu kick to any diabolical mastermind who merits it.


Okay...Maureen? Hi! Here's some advice you might profit from:

YOU JUST KEEP



YOUR MITTS



OFF DIANA RIGG,



BITCH!!!!!



Got that? Off. Your paws. Diana Rigg. Off. You no compare self to Emma Peel. To Emma Peel, you self compare, no. No, no, no. Not you compare self Emma Peel. To. No.

No.

I mean, WTF? I cannot think of a more un-Emma Peel-like person on Earth than Maureen Dowd, unless I missed the episode in which she plunked herself down opposite Steed and tried this maneuver:

In 1996, after six months on the job, I went to Howell Raines, the editorial page editor, to try to get out of the column. I was a bundle of frayed nerves. I felt as though I were in a "Godfather" movie, shooting and getting shot at. Men enjoy verbal dueling. As a woman, I told Howell, I wanted to be liked - not attacked. He said I could go back to The Metro Section; I decided to give it another try. Bill Safire told me I needed Punzac, Prozac for pundits.


Words fail me.
So let's try images. Now, lookit this. The Dowd photo is from her column, and the Rigg photo is from her biography here:


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"He'll never kill again."


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"I am so going to win that tiara this year."



I mean, seriously. Unlike Dowd, I'm not very photogenic, so I'm sensitive to the fact that you can't judge someone's whole personality from one exposure. On the other hand, it's hard to believe that the NYT sends some guy with an Instamatic around the office to take one-click-and-that's-it of its high-profile columnists. Someone--maybe not Dowd herself, but someone--thought she was best presented with that smug expression. It's unfortunate, actually, because she's a very attractive woman. (That's an impressive head of hair.)

But to move on...uh, the grey shell and pearls? The only way I can see that get-up on Emma Peel is if she has to infiltrate some embroidery club that's actually a front for an assassination squad...say, whose weapons are the Petits-Fours of Death. Otherwise, no go.

*******

Okay, this is pretty high snark for me, and I assume it's clear that the Diana Rigg thing, important as that is to those of us who want to preserve the torch of aesthetics in this benighted age, is not all of it.

The thing is, Dowd is touching on a real issue. I don't just mean the issue of how women's impulses differ from men's. In broad-brush terms, it's probably true to say that, when using instinct to navigate through a scary and unfamiliar situation, more women are likely to fall back on trying to make nice and more men are likely to fall back on emotionally-detached readiness to spring into action. The thing is, both those instincts can be wrong at different moments, and no matter what your sex, it's your job as an adult to discipline yourself into figure out what's best and do it. The word for someone who wants "to be liked--not attacked" at all costs is not woman. Or man. It's ninny.

But as I say, that's not even the big issue. The big issue is the old problem of whether equality of opportunity means equal access or equal outcomes. I could take a job I'm not suited for and then go whining to my boss that I was on edge because it wasn't serving my strengths. Would that be the fault of the job? Dowd, defining the desire to be liked as an unalloyed womanly good, seems to figure that it is. In some cases, it might be. Some workplaces really are structured in ways that confound both employees and clients. But it's hard to figure out how an op-ed page or its readers would benefit from telling columnists it's okay not to be opinionated. Maybe Dowd--not women in general, but Dowd--really should have gone back to the metro section.

In the meantime, women journalists whose nerves are not frayed are articulating opinions quite nic...uh, well. Joanne Jacobs's deadpan is even more refreshing than usual after Dowd's wet-noodle prose. And she links to Anne Applebaum and Kay Hymowitz on the matter (well, Applebaum is responding to Susan Estrich). You can imagine what they have to say.
Posted by Sean on 2005-03-15 22:19:23 | 6 Comments | 0 Trackbacks >>>>>>> Categories: aesthetics